What a mess.
http://www.youtube.com/v/dXxPRHkyAvYReminds me of some Star Trek qoutes:
First Contact:
Riker: A vulcan science ship is flying through the solar system, but not planning to visit Earth.
Cochrane: Why not?
Riker: They believe humankind is way too primitive
Little Green Man:
Quark: But nuclear fission is not taking place in planetary atmospheres!
Nog: But here it does. They call it atombomb.
Quark: They deliberatly destroy their own planet. I can make a profit here!