Five - just for fun

[phil]

1)You're promoting your first book, movie, or album.
What show to go on to promote it? Leno, Letterman, Oprah, or Ellen?



2)Saturday Night Live calls and wants you to host.
You'll only do it if you can have your choice of musical act, and one surprise guest:



3)What would be your dream job?



4) your favorite colored crayon as a kid:



5)Your current favorite actor or actress:

[eagle-rare]

1. Letterman, have been a fan since his morning show.
   I wish Oprah was still interveiwing one-limbed jugglers and the rapists who love them.

2.Mac Rebbenack with surprise guest Christopher Walken.

3.ROCK AND ROLL!!!!  

4.Green.

5. W. Ryder brought me here.
    I'd list others,but you didn't ask.

Do I get a lap top?

[oinone]

1- Conan? ok Letterman would be good.

2- I want Dolores O'Riordan aaaand  Edward Norton?

3- Screenwriter/director

4-Greeeeen

5- Current? Winona still, also Rachel Weisz. Ed Norton forever and now Michael Fassbender, Ryan Gosling.

[ty]

1)You're promoting your first book, movie, or album.
What show to go on to promote it? Leno, Letterman, Oprah, or Ellen?
Conan  



2)Saturday Night Live calls and wants you to host.
You'll only do it if you can have your choice of musical act, and one surprise guest:
Beyonce and Winona Ryder...how freaking hot would that be...



3)What would be your dream job?
own a guitar shop...or a surf shop...maybe a surf/guitar shop


4) your favorite colored crayon as a kid:
crayola's macaroni and cheese...it was orange, i just liked the name


5)Your current favorite actor or actress:
Rainn Wilson/Winona Ryder

[phil]

 I guess I forgot about Conan.
Where's he doing a show now...in his basement? 

1)You're promoting your first book, movie, or album.
What show to go on to promote it? Leno, Letterman, Oprah, or Ellen?

Ellen. Seems it would be the most fun, lots of laughing.


2)Saturday Night Live calls and wants you to host.
You'll only do it if you can have your choice of musical act, and one surprise guest:

Leon Redbone.
Woody Allen

3)What would be your dream job?

proprietor of a nice little dusty old book store

4) your favorite colored crayon as a kid:

Midnight Blue

5)Your current favorite actor or actress:

Peter Sellers

[NoniousTheNonian]

1. Ellen.  Guests always have fun on her show.
2. Good Old War as the musical act and Sean Connery as the surprise guest LOL.
3. Interplanetary Explorer
4. Sky blue
5. Winona Ryder

[phil]

The Tonight Show calls you and offers you the hosting job.
(Hey, they finally get one right!   )...

1) Your first guest on your 1st show:



2) Your author guest:



3) Your musical guest:



4) Your opening theme song:



5) The brilliant /lame joke or catch phrase from your monologue
that's a media sensation the next day:

[eagle-rare]

1. First Guest:         Kim Jong il

2. Author Guest:      s e hinton

3. Musical Guest:     Keb' Mo'

4. Theme Song:       "Such a Night"

5. Lame Joke:          I was never cool. I used to walk my invisible dog while wearing  a green leisure suit.My mood ring color was topaz. But there was a time between the ages of 17 and 19 when I thought I was cool,Bay City Rollers eightrack cool, but it  turned out, it was a tapeworm.    

[phil]

 

1. First Guest:         Kim Jong il

, eagle. Wonderful show.
Definitely worth staying awake to watch.

[phil]

The Tonight Show calls you and offers you the hosting job.
(Hey, they finally get one right!  laugh )...

1) Your first guest on your 1st show:

Robert Klein

2) Your author guest:

Harper Lee

3) Your musical guest:

Madeleine Peyroux

4) Your opening theme song:

Everyday I Have The Blues(Count Basie)

5) The brilliant /lame joke or catch phrase from your monologue
that's a media sensation the next day:

Well, what can I say, a bartender is the same as a pharmacist
with a limited inventory.

[eagle-rare]

I had forgotten about  Klein,it has been years since I have seen him do anything. I loved his stand-up. Yeah,I would like to see him on the Tonight Show. Harper Lee would be great,as well.

[phil]

Harper Lee would be great,as well.

Yeah, but she's such a recluse. So, I'd spend that segment playing stump the band like Carson, or some silly man-in-the-street interview like Steve Allen.
Gosh, I do miss the old Tonight Show sumting badddd.

[J.D. Casten]

1) Your first ghost on your 1st show:
Carnac the Magnificent conducting a séance.

2) Your author ghost:
Rod Serling… to discuss his short stories adapted from Twilight Zone scripts.

3) Your musical ghost:
Buddy Rich… to play:

4) Your opening theme song:
Birdland!

5) The brilliant/lame joke or catch phrase from your monologue
that's a media sensation the next day:
“That’s not my life, that’s a banana!” 

[J.D. Casten]

Gosh, I do miss the old Tonight Show sumting badddd.

I do too... I'm not always sure about Jay Leno's politics; he seems closer on that score to Dennis Miller than Marc Maron.

[eagle-rare]

Steve Allen was one of the smartest people on television.

I miss Dick Cavett. I can watch his interviews with Groucho, Olivier, Hepburn, Hitchcock, John and Yoko,Woody Allen, etc., until the end of time. That man knows something about conversation, and that is saying a lot, especially nowadays.

I would have him on my show just so I could speak with him.

A favorite quote of his;

Q.  What makes New York so crummy these days?

A.  Tourists.